Does Lazy Grow on Trees?

I don't understand why I am so, so, lazy. If I had as much money as I have lazy, I would never have to worry about making the mortgage payment. I am sitting here like a lump in front of my computer and am actually typing this blog to avoid going out for a walk. Everyday I come up with an excuse to do something other than exercise. My wii tells me everyday how much time I could be getting some sort of exercise, but don't. The clock tells me I have wasted 24 hours on Lego Starwars, yet less than one on taking a walk? Pathetic, I say, pathetic. If lazy grows on trees, then I have a whole forest in my living room.